So this nerd with a funny accent made a Batmobile Boosted board thing and it’s ridiculous looking. If only he had added some Alva Bat Grip, we might have just approved of it.
Via Gizmodo
Category: Useless Toys
Yo Baby Kick Flipper
via: tim.oberhauser
Vertrax Treaded Skateboard
It also appeals to reduce cube gleaming by about 35%.
Pretty sure this Vertrax treaded Skateboard will never come about. We just want to make sure. Via OhGizmo!
Wheel Boner
The Wheelbone has been scientifically designed for today’s skater.
You skeerd?
Stardolls are FANTASTIC
How is it even possible for a man to allow this? Ryan… What the hell are you thinking? Seriously? A Stardoll?
Action Sports Toys
Get a load of these Skateboard dolls!
TH Ride
Tony Hawk Ride is coming soon and kids are going to go absolutely bonkers. BONKERS!
Rob Dyrdek follows with his game.
SoulArc Boards
SoulArc Boards and clothing are changing the way surfers get around on land; looking good, less work, and a better ride.
Skateboarding Sux will not review this product if they send us one.
Port-A-Board Portable Skateboard
The most revolutionary innovation in skateboards ever! Port-A-Board decks are lightweight yet durable, constructed from tough 6061 T6 aircraft aluminum. Each board has a polished, clear anodized finish, nose and tail edgeguards in nine colors, complete set of wheels and bearings, removable wheel trucks and more.
For $150.00 you get a bunch of crap that fits together to form a big piece of crap. Dope!
No need to hide your board at school
GroundSurf Wireless Motorized Skateboard
GroundSurf is a three-wheeled skateboard with an unusual twist: You can control it with a Bluetooth cellphone.
Why in the hell couldn’t they throw a fourth wheel on there and make the thing capable of coming off the ground? Suppose it will happen soon enough.
via: A Sucker Bryan
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