Category: Got Wood?

IKEA Skåteböard

ikea skateboard.jpg

Some dude named Chris Stamp (owner of fancy “streetwear” brand Stampd) has teamed up with IKEA to design the first IKEA Skateboard (release date May 2018).

We’re fans of IKEA (cheap affordable furniture is always 👍), we’re just not sure if this Stump guy even knows how to ollie up a curb.

It was important to me that it was accessible. I believe we ended up with something in between a longboard and a more technical board.

The real question is, what will IKEA name this thing?

  1. LÅNGBORD
  2. RULLAPLANKA
  3. TÅKNÄHÖK?
  4. Other (leave a comment)

Via Jenkem Magazine.

Ed Hardy Skateboards

old man on a skateboard

They have a Liger on them for fuck’s sake. Maybe it’s a tiger. We’re not sure. Ed Hardy Skateboards. Someone is going to order gobs of them for sure. We almost can’t wait to punch someone in the mouth for riding one. Purported to be the best boards on the market.

One of our truck lines is the Cadillac high performance line. There is no question as to why these trucks have been rated as, “#1 and #2 best all around truck” in Big Brother Magazine.

Port-A-Board Portable Skateboard

port-a-boards

The most revolutionary innovation in skateboards ever! Port-A-Board decks are lightweight yet durable, constructed from tough 6061 T6 aircraft aluminum. Each board has a polished, clear anodized finish, nose and tail edgeguards in nine colors, complete set of wheels and bearings, removable wheel trucks and more.

For $150.00 you get a bunch of crap that fits together to form a big piece of crap. Dope!

No need to hide your board at school