Every once in a while something gets sent to us that isn’t Skateboard related and we tend to completely ignore them. This time we couldn’t help but introduce you to the Sit-N-Skate.
I have created and patented an innovative street toy that I believe would be a profitable addition to your product line. Perhaps you are not the right person to send this inquiry but if you find interest in my creation, I request you forward this e-mail to the one who could make a determination of interest in adding it to the product line. Based upon my initial research, I know it’s something that could be as popular as the Razor scooter and skateboards.
My creation utilizes roller skates and a form of a skateboard in its operation. I call it the: Sit N Skate.
No Larry… Thank You!
P.S. Your Balls are Showing
Carry around as much extra baggage as you can and never push. Just hold it in your hands.
Who created what and what the hell did they create. Skateboard patents for you to rip apart and laugh at or be thankful for. Flying Turtles!
and a new video game via: Don’t Believe The Hypebeast.
Gearing up for getting down this winter is FlowFlap’s SnowSkate. Pretty sure this one belongs in the Skateboard Uncyclopedia.
James MadDogg Morris is developing a new technology for Skateboards. 39 neodymium magnets in your trucks propel you magically… This is a great concept for mongo pushers and lazy asses. Wait… Magic or magnets? Pradical? What the hell James? Trick Boards? Find some video of these things and put some Gonzo Girls on them. Video tape it all and get rich with magic hammers.
These products have been on the market for a while. We wonder, how in the hell the company managed to stay in business and who the fuck would pay for the pieces of shit anyway? We’ll just call it a skateboarder’s stairmaster.