Pharrell Williams “pushed the door open for everyone else”. Thanks for the extreme sport inspired fashion line. Sure does Sux to be called “Skateboy P” on a music website.
Skateboard Uncyclopedia
Gearing up for getting down this winter is FlowFlap’s SnowSkate. Pretty sure this one belongs in the Skateboard Uncyclopedia.
Barney McDoobs
Skateboarding Sux will be compiling thoughts on this Scmuck Of The Year (Foreskin Fool).
Check back for after session commentary.
John Thrasher must not follow hockey.
via: SkateDaily
Skateboard Turbo Trucks
James MadDogg Morris is developing a new technology for Skateboards. 39 neodymium magnets in your trucks propel you magically… This is a great concept for mongo pushers and lazy asses. Wait… Magic or magnets? Pradical? What the hell James? Trick Boards? Find some video of these things and put some Gonzo Girls on them. Video tape it all and get rich with magic hammers.
Epicly Plagiarized
Patrick O’Dell has been down since the good ole days in oHIGHo. Volcom has some ‘splainin‘ to do.
or…
The whole thing smells of one big Rocco plan to us.
Support the original anyway. VERTE
via: A Skateboarder
It Don’t Hurt in the Air…
Do You Pivit?
These products have been on the market for a while. We wonder, how in the hell the company managed to stay in business and who the fuck would pay for the pieces of shit anyway? We’ll just call it a skateboarder’s stairmaster.
Your community IS a skatepark.
“If you don’t have a skateboard park, the whole community is a skateboard park.” You’re fuckin’ right about that. $750,000 is a lot of money to be pissing away on pre-fabricated ramps. We intend to publish more on this subject at a later date.
Busted
The officer was not injured? How could you miss? I’ll bet he’s pretty pissed off that he has to trade breakfast trays for coffee and doesn’t even have a good story to tell over a game of spades. You’ll get ‘em next time though.
Helmets and Dumb Shit
Helmets seem to be the talk of the town this month. All kinds of information on helmets. Mumford’s quote is how I feel too.
Skateboarding Sucks 