Sit N Skate

Every once in a while something gets sent to us that isn’t Skateboard related and we tend to completely ignore them. This time we couldn’t help but introduce you to the Sit-N-Skate.

I have created and patented an innovative street toy that I believe would be a profitable addition to your product line. Perhaps you are not the right person to send this inquiry but if you find interest in my creation, I request you forward this e-mail to the one who could make a determination of interest in adding it to the product line. Based upon my initial research, I know it’s something that could be as popular as the Razor scooter and skateboards.

My creation utilizes roller skates and a form of a skateboard in its operation. I call it the: Sit N Skate.

Thank you.

Larry Maurer

No Larry… Thank You!

P.S. Your Balls are Showing

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Nissan Qashqai

It was just a matter of time before we started doing frontside wallrides in our cars. Jeep started it. The Nissan Qashqai commercial almost feels like it does when Skateboarders drive. Someone needs to invent car copers. We want to see the hurricane.

Via: Worldwide Skateboarding

The Lake Forest Zoo

How nice of the etnies skatepark of Lake Forest, CA to let us know what’s up. If mandatory full pads and beautiful steel bars caging you in weren’t enough, they just announced more fun stuff coming in 2007. Time to have a nice birthday party:

Birthday Party Packages – The Etnies Skatepark of Lake Forest is proud to offer three birthday party packages. Each package is designed to best suit each party’s needs. All Packages are for up to 10 participants. Each additional child will cost $20 up to a maximum of 20 participants. Each party will last for 2 hours. Party times availible [sic] are afternoons from 3pm-6pm or on weekends from 10am-6pm. Reservations are required at least one week in advance. A $100 security deposit is also required when making a reservation. Cancellation policy 72 hour advancced [sic] notice or loss of depsoit [sic].

skatepark bars.jpg Let’s see… Cute birthday parties, wednesday BMX nights, band nights with mandatory donations, 2007 waivers, photography policies, skate camps, snowboarding trips and unsolicited e-mail newsletters… Awesome. And on top of that, the good folks over at etnies have absolutely no control over the matter.