
Porn amateur Rob Rotten of Punx Productions will be kickflipping into the skater subculture when Swollen Skateboards debuts its new Rob Rotten skateboard deck next week.
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Porn amateur Rob Rotten of Punx Productions will be kickflipping into the skater subculture when Swollen Skateboards debuts its new Rob Rotten skateboard deck next week.
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SKATE STUDY HOUSE (SSH) is an innovative design concept specializing in recreating popular furniture through the vision of a skateboarder.
Skateboarding furniture for nerds.
DAYTON, Ohio, Feb. 5 /PRNewswire/ — DNA Distribution, which includes skateboarding brands Alien Workshop, Habitat and Reflex, today announced that the company has been acquired by Burton.
DNA Distribution will continue to operate in Dayton, Ohio and CEO and Co-Founder Chris Carter will continue to oversee the DNA brands, which include Alien Workshop, Habitat and Reflex Bearings.
via burton.
We’re guessing it’s a good idea to put all your women in check up front. Pro-Hos will adapt to anything though. How many pro-hos read Seventeen Magazine? Who cares?

The details are vague but rumor has it that Disney commissioned the pro-skater Christian Hosoi to design some products which includes some limited edition skate decks and apparel.
Via HypeBeast.

A fingering game for the iPhone. Via NotCot.

The most revolutionary innovation in skateboards ever! Port-A-Board decks are lightweight yet durable, constructed from tough 6061 T6 aircraft aluminum. Each board has a polished, clear anodized finish, nose and tail edgeguards in nine colors, complete set of wheels and bearings, removable wheel trucks and more.
For $150.00 you get a bunch of crap that fits together to form a big piece of crap. Dope!
No need to hide your board at school

GroundSurf is a three-wheeled skateboard with an unusual twist: You can control it with a Bluetooth cellphone.
Why in the hell couldn’t they throw a fourth wheel on there and make the thing capable of coming off the ground? Suppose it will happen soon enough.
via: A Sucker Bryan

This new roller coaster, made by Gerstlauer in Germany, is patterned after the moves of professional skateboarder Tony Hawk. Instead of zipping along on tracks where each time you ride you move in the same pattern of ups, downs and arounds, this roller coaster has cars that spin as if you’re free-styling on a skateboard. None of the spins match each other so each time you ride, the experience is different.
Tony Hawk’s Big Spin roller coaster
We stopped dissing Tony Hawk out of respect. But we are more than capable of dissing Gerstlauer (The manufacturer), for making the ride only 45-50 feet tall. Just goes to show you that the marketing is directed toward children.
via: Skate Nerd

Skogging is apparently an art and a sport. Switch foot push. Jogging with your Skateboard. Sounds a little Gezmer to us. Nice shirt.