Carry around as much extra baggage as you can and never push. Just hold it in your hands.
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Author: 33king
Skate Everything Faster...
Happy Holidays
Skateboard Patents
Who created what and what the hell did they create. Skateboard patents for you to rip apart and laugh at or be thankful for. Flying Turtles!
and a new video game via: Don’t Believe The Hypebeast.
Sacklunch 3.0
Uhm NO
Oh dear lord we get some great material from some of the suckers. And we get some good stuff from The Mag.
Thanks Men. Yes I said MEN. Don’t play with boys and stay away from toys.
Muska Comeback
Fokken Chad sets the example… But Element? Donk! Wait… MOB!
Justin Timberlake Can’t Skate
Pharrell Williams “pushed the door open for everyone else”. Thanks for the extreme sport inspired fashion line. Sure does Sux to be called “Skateboy P” on a music website.
Skateboard Uncyclopedia
Gearing up for getting down this winter is FlowFlap’s SnowSkate. Pretty sure this one belongs in the Skateboard Uncyclopedia.
Barney McDoobs
Skateboarding Sux will be compiling thoughts on this Scmuck Of The Year (Foreskin Fool).
Check back for after session commentary.
John Thrasher must not follow hockey.
via: SkateDaily
Skateboard Turbo Trucks
James MadDogg Morris is developing a new technology for Skateboards. 39 neodymium magnets in your trucks propel you magically… This is a great concept for mongo pushers and lazy asses. Wait… Magic or magnets? Pradical? What the hell James? Trick Boards? Find some video of these things and put some Gonzo Girls on them. Video tape it all and get rich with magic hammers.
Skateboarding Sucks 